introduction
so I never introduced myself to this world (like you even care). my name is jerome. i live in chicago. i am awesome. the end (like you were going to read more? you don’t even care).
seriously though, i’m 24. i like to sing, even though i’m not the best at it. i like to play guitar, even though i’m not the best at it. i don’t use proper capitalization when i write informally (i don’t give a shift). i enjoy fire… i’m not a arsonist or anything, but i do enjoy watching things burn, it fascinates me. now, like i said, i don’t go burning houses down or dousing little old ladies with gasoline and setting them on fire (with gas prices nowadays? are you kidding me??) but i do enjoy watching a fireplace and playing with the fire and throwing things in like pennies (cuz, seriously, who needs them?) and fireworks and origami (that someone meticulously worked on). if i could trade all the tvs in my house for one fireplace, i would… maybe.
what else? i also like to make lame jokes that are funny in my head but usually, when vocalized, bombs. i like making fun of fobby accents especially filipino ones cuz i think i do that one the best (cuz i grew up filipino with filipino parents and relatives who have filipino friends; all who grew up in sweden). i don’t like spam (anyone? anyone?).
lightning is cool and awesome; thunder is loud and scary. i like the semicolon and use it even though no one really ever needs to use it… ever.
i enjoy musicals.
i body roll wherever and whenever i want to. i sing wherever and whenever i want to.
i read every so often.
that’s enough for now (like you even cared in the first place; shut your mouth…pervert).
the end.
